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ontological breakdown [long posting]



The following is an excerpt from the latest issue of TidBITS (an electronic
newsletter for Macintosh users), and is posted here with the author's
permission. I think it might be of some interest...

Ontological Breakdown, or, Pretending to be a Help System
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  by Brad De Long <delong@econ.berkeley.edu>

  I recently had an Internet experience that was profoundly
  disturbing, and made me want to consult a philosophical
  professional in the same way that a health problem makes me want
  to consult a medical professional.

  Let me start from the beginning. For the past year or so one of my
  main Internet activities has been to look for pictures of
  dinosaurs. My five-year-old sits on my right knee and my two-year-
  old on my left. We stare at Triceratops eye-to-eye, and count the
  teeth of Tyrannosaurus Rex. The five-year-old is pretty good at
  following links; the two-year-old is still at the "Twicer'ops.
  Piktur Twicer'ops" stage.

  One of our favorite places is the University of California Museum
  of Paleontology - the UCMP. On the Internet, the UCMP is a
  marvelous virtual, interactive museum. Adam Engst even wrote in
  one of his books that he could "spend the rest of the afternoon
  here, browsing the exhibits, and all without hurting my feet."

http://ucmp1.berkeley.edu/welcome.html

  Last June, I stopped being a Senior Treasury Department Official,
  and became a Berkeley economics professor. Since the UCMP is in
  the "berkeley.edu" domain, I asked around, and was told that the
  UCMP had just moved into the newly-renovated Valley Life Sciences
  Building.

  So one afternoon I paused in my attempts to deal with the pile of
  paper created by the Associate Vice Chancellor for Sending Junk
  Mail to Faculty and the Assistant Associate Vice Chancellor for
  Thinking Up Pointless Rules, and took the five-year-old and the
  two-year-old to the Valley Life Sciences Building.

  We first walked past a wall of news clippings and pictures of
  paleontological digs. We soon found ourselves in the central
  stairwell in front of a banner that said "University of California
  Museum of Paleontology." There was an impressive Tyrannosaurus
  skull behind glass. On the next floor up there was a similarly
  impressive Triceratops skull. The hip bones of a Tyrannosaurus (a
  different Tyrannosaurus) hung suspended in the stairwell.

  That was pretty much it. The UCMP had just moved and not all of
  the public exhibits had been unpacked yet. By mid-September an
  entire Tyrannosaurus Rex will fill up the three-story stairwell.
  But the public fossil collection was very small. The UCMP is a
  _research_ museum, not a display museum: it is for twenty-five-
  year-old graduate students fascinated by posters with titles like
  "Acid Rain an Agent of Extinction at the K-T Boundary - Not!" This
  research museum is not designed for five-year-olds, or for thirty-
  five-year-olds who don't know as much about geology and chemistry
  as they should.

  I stood in the stairwell. I looked at the few impressive fossils.
  I thought to myself, "Let's get back to my office computer, so
  that we can see the real University of California Museum of
  Paleontology Dinosaur exhibit at:

http://ucmp1.berkeley.edu/expo/dinoexpo.html

  "The real museum," I thought, "has audio narration by the
  discoverers of dinosaurs. The real museum has many more bones - a
  Diplodocus skeleton, for one thing. The real museum has detailed
  exhibits on dinosaur evolution and geology...

  "No - wait.

  "_This_ is the real museum. The Internet Web site is just the
  "virtual" image - an electronic reflection - of this place."

  And that was when I felt I needed a consulting philosopher bad.

  There have long been speculations about how the electronic shadows
  made possible by the computer and telecommunications revolutions
  will acquire the intensity of effect, the immediacy, the
  complexity and the depth to become - in a certain sense - real.
  That afternoon in the Valley Life Sciences Building was the first
  time in my life that I had compared a place in the real world -
  the UCMP - to its virtual electronic image in cyberspace and found
  the real world lacking, found that the real world experience
  didn't have, compared to its virtual electronic image, the
  intensity of effect, the immediacy, the complexity, and the depth
  necessary for reality.

  Thinking back, I realized that the electronic world behind the
  computer screen has been slowly acquiring reality - and the real
  world losing it - for some years. I check the card catalog for
  something or other every week; but it has been four years since I
  saw a wooden or metal drawer with 3 by 5 cards in it. If I say
  "it's on my desktop," I almost surely mean that a pointer to the
  computer file exists at the root level directory of my notebook
  computer. As far as desktops and card catalogs are concerned, the
  "virtual" images have so swamped the "real" objects as to make
  them vanish from my consciousness.

  My cousin Tom Kalil tells me that cyberspace has obtained "lift-
  off." Traffic on the now-defunct NSFNET Internet backbone went up
  from 3.6 billion bytes in March 1993 to 4.8 trillion bytes in
  March 1995. WebCrawler and Yahoo now index over four million
  electronic documents, and receive more than 9.4 million hits per
  week.

  Some are oblivious to this transformation. I think of a respected
  academic elder who claimed that all physical discoveries since
  1930 (including our current computer and communications
  technologies) were less significant than the past generation's
  "discoveries" in literary criticism; he had the lack of perception
  (or perhaps he was simply irony-challenged) to make this claim in
  an electronic mail message!

  For two generations people have been talking about how computers
  will have an extraordinary impact on human society and human
  knowledge. Our children will think as differently from us as we
  think differently from pre-Gutenberg monks, who would spend years
  copying and writing a commentary on a single illuminated
  manuscript. Our children will find our doctrines and beliefs as
  quaint as we find Socrates' distrust of the written word as an
  suitable tool for education.

  The evening after returning from our expedition to the Valley Life
  Sciences Building I went upstairs to put the five-year-old to bed.
  He was talking - but not to himself.

  "If you want to read books," he said, "click on the bookcase. If
  you want to play with dinosaur toys, click over here."

  He was pretending to be a help system.

  "To play with Lion King toys, click on the bottom of the bed."

  I have pretended to be many things at play and at work - a space
  explorer, a wise king, a Deputy Assistant Secretary of the
  Treasury, a Berkeley professor. But I have never pretended to be a
  help system.

  "If you need help, click on my picture on top of the dresser. I'll
  be there in a flash..."

  Not only is the virtual world behind the computer screen acquiring
  an increasing aura of reality, but the real world on this side of
  the screen is acquiring aspects of virtuality as well.
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-- 
  Florin Neumann
  florin@quartz.geology.utoronto.ca